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| Posted by cstevens [cstevens] on 2009-20-05 18:37 |
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Hi there dear friends it's me....Lady Appel with today's lessons for theaters on how to treat the press!
1). Make sure that when I waddle up to the box office that you have tickets for me and for my friends. Even if it means I require more than the standard two, I should get as MANY as I want because I think I'm important! And I'm the only one!
2). Invite me to your cast parties! I love to load up on free food and alcohol. I don't care if y'all notice how much food and booze I consume. I'm an important person!
3). Oh, those notices about flash photography during performances don't apply to me! I'm such a wonderful photogrpaher I'm sure your performers don't mind a little blindness every now and then! I enjoy being a horse's ass because I'm an important person!
4). Don't y'all yell at me because I copy your program notes and use them as my own words! Hey, I got freeeee tickets to your shows I'm the queen!
5). What's the difference between a violin and a cello? Oh, who cares if I misidentify musical instruments in my photo captions!
6). And so what if I don't know anything about classical music, I'm an important person so the symphony should continue to give me as many freeeee tickets as I wish because I'm the queen! I finally got that fat-assed Pat Laundry out and now I'm the queen of this light bright site! Who cares if I can't write about the differences in orchestral playing of Romantic and Baroque composers! It doesn't matter! I'm the Queeeeeen!!!
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